Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. "The fuck!?" I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. That was one time and I was drunk! Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. Actually fist-bump. Peter smiled, he never knew this.
Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. He looks up at the clock. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. Work Search: OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Nope, not telling. He lets it go. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. "Peter!" Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. I like sex. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. I was dirt poor in the great depression. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. "Never Have I Ever been a girl." Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. "Excuse me" Natasha said. My turn! Peter said. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Yeah, sure. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. "DUDE!" Ouch, back to last names again. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Sort of. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Yeah. Maybe it would just be funny. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. Aye! Thor booms anyway. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Blanket excuse.. That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Go, all of us. "What! It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Okay. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. You're going to bed.. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. kind of way. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Oh, yeah! Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. When they can't sleep. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink).
There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). She huffs a laugh and drinks again. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. It's a totally valid question!. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Did we have make-up sex?. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. And you wonder why people ship you two?. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Steve, you animal, you.. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. Her locks dangle. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Pepper Pots No, Clint says, because they didn't. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. Ned What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. Weak sauce, man. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. Tony, it's three in the morning. I remember!. Ask Pepper. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical.
Never Have I Ever, Part 1 Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic - FanFiction.Net Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. No! The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Spill." Better?. It tickles. I am. Then he looks contemplative. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. #hulk Clint snorts. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass.